What kind of bee produces milk?

^ Nice

Oldie But Goodie = What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?


Dr. Dre

Okay, some of you may have heard different variations of this before...

There are four people on a plane that is about to crash: Mike Tyson, Bill Gates, The Dalai Lama, and a college student. There are only 3 parachutes, so only 3 will live through this terrible situation.

Mike Tyson is the first to grab a parachute and says, "I am the world's strongest man so I deserve to live." He proceeds to jump out of the plane.

Bill Gates grabs the second parachute and says, "I'm the world's smartest man so I deserve to live." He jumps out of the plane.

The Dalai Lama says to the college student, "Please have the last parachute. I have lived a long, peaceful life and I'm ready to die." The college student responds, "Thank you, but we can both have a parachute. The world's smartest man just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

... maybe that wasn't a dirty joke :(

DIRTIEST JOKE EVER

what's the best part about having sex with 23 yr-olds?

theres 20 of em

Two guys are out in the woods hiking.All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.The second guy says, "What are you doing?"The first guy says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear"!The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."

^ hahahah!! Awsome. I'll remember this one.

Phife Dawg just put up his couch for sail on Craiglist. I hope it's not his special Semen's furniture.

yo momma got no arms talkin about rasin the roof

yo momma got 3 fingers, she steals bowling balls

what do you call a hot asian girl?
fine china