"Women are only good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas"

- Jon Lajoie

"Here's a little story that must be told/about two cool brothers that were put on hold"

- Double Trouble

"my mind is like a horse crib yea its very stable, im not even signed yet but the best is what im labeled, i spit these bars like im chewing up a prison"

- Marvin Divine

"'Roll up in the Beamer/ Level-4 Armor/ Let the window down/ Let the metal roar Contra/"

- Sean Price

"Those that cheat us try to beat us we got hookers with heaters that'll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas"

- Kool G Rap

"I tried to show her, about the world and about just who we really are, and where we’ve come and how we still have to go really far, like baby look at how we live broke on the boulevard, but all she ..."

- J. Cole

"I keep 'em short, sweet, thick and petite, Ridin' alongside in my Cutlass Supreme"

- KiD CUDi

"You know my style, I got the hip sound/I should be a construction worker, the way I be tearing shit down"

- Lord Finesse

"Thinking more of what they can't explore/like the cartoon Donald Duck is giving fellatio on the floor/with Reed Richards, looking at The Thing's naked pictures/taking Ex-Lax to relax with the needle a..."

- Kool Keith

"We Work Nights We Some Vampires, Nigga's Gather Round The Beat Like A Campfire."

- Andre 3000