One Line Rhyme - Hip Hop Album - Flight of the Conchords

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"We can't afford to live, so abortions rise/ Can't afford the truth, so we told to lie/ Can't afford a funeral, 'cause the costs is high/ God damn, we can't even afford to die/"

- Papoose

"Bitches used to ask me kick a flow to em next thing you know I'm stroking em"

- Blu

"I hate guns like I hate condom, dont like the feel to it/ But I gotta be safe so I still use it"

- Joe Budden

"Let me proceed with the swiftness/I overlook niggas like Jehovah's Witnesses do Christmas"

- Diamond D

"'Bear witness I'm like shot clocks, interstate cops, and blood clots/my point is your flow gets stopped.'"

- Talib Kweli

"You lookin for me under a rock, a bush,or a tree I jump on ya block and stomp you til my foot is asleep..."

- Elzhi

"So take a sip from the cup of death. And when you're shaking my right hand, I'll stab you with the left."

- Ol' Dirty Bastard

"Ain't no need to get defensive like Revis for the Jets or Arenas when he bets"

- Asher Roth

"I wanna be a real humanitarian / Eat fish and become a vegetarian / But after the party's over at 2am... Then I wanna get a fat burger!"

- Humpty Hump

"i'm a slow typer, a so-so writer. been the shit ever since i was an infant in diapers and i'ma be dope all the way to the end from the cradle to the grave, the pampers to the depends. get enough love,..."

- Atmosphere

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Flight of the Conchords

"Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short My rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty So you'll fee me 'cause of your mutha'uckin' fee"