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Devin the Dude
Devin the Dude is a Houston-area rapper. Though relatively well-known among the underground hip-hop community during the mid-to-late 90's, Devin did not achieve mainstream success until his appearance on Dr. Dre's 2001 album. Besides sex, relationships, ridin' trucks, smokin' reefer, drinkin' beer, partying, and conscious or proverbial themes, much of Devin's work is also light-hearted and comically self-deprecating.
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"I stay high man i guess thats why a motherfucker smile
Feedin these hoes dick fudruckers style"
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- January 2, 2011 
- Devin The Dude 
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"Either by bus, plane, train, 15 passenger van
Another show, then we must go, let's get there fast as we can
We just tryin to spread love when we comin to your city
Some look at us shitty but some bitches show us they titties
So I love my job, don't have to piss in a cup"
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- August 21, 2010
- Devin The Dude
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"What you gonna do when the people go home
And you wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone
And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out the doobie ashtray
Why they do me that way"
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- August 21, 2010
- Devin The Dude
- Doobie Ashtray Comments
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"Drankin' yet I'm thinking of another rhyme
Smokin' hoping that some bad news will come some other time
Cause I'm trying to do what I love, I love what I do"
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"Pussy Weed and Alcohol thats all u think i Do but that aint true i like 2 get my dick sucked Too..."
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"Drinkin', yet I'm thinkin of another rhyme / smokin', hopin' that some bad news will come some other time"
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"I got a hole in my muffler and other minor things / like my electrical rear view mirror don't move like it supposed to / even the objects in that mother fucker need to be closer"
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- September 18, 2009
- Devin The Dude
- Lacville '70 Comments
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"Yeah i guess i just get up in the mourning get dresssed to go to tha J i got skills at smokkin kill and drinkin beer all day, i was about to get fired i wasnt smoking enought so i got a cool connection on some real good stuf and started clocking in high, my lunch break i got blowed shit i guess it payed off cause last thursday i got promoted to the General manager of the MOTA, because i get the cigar, slice it, stuff it like ya posta."
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"Cause they think my occupation is Fuckin hoes, getting my dick liked after every show i specialize at getting high with weed and brew... but they dont even knoow"
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"Want me to choose between you and the booze, I'll stop drinkin / Thinkin bout takin my weed then stop thinkin / I'm not comfortable with the ultimatum / I'd rather get different kinds of weed and, you know, rate em"
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- April 26, 2009
- Devin The Dude
- Don't Get Me Wrong Comments
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"The almighty dollar / well that's what they used to say / one dollar used to be a whole lot, but it's hardly worth shit today"
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- April 17, 2009
- Devin The Dude
- Almighty Dollar Comments
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"Take a picture of my nuts so you can see what you missin'"
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"Cause you only get one ticket might as well enjoy tha ride"
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"And once your finished wiping my dick off / turn to channel 20, its the Oilers / I don't wanna miss the kick off"
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- March 18, 2009
- Devin The Dude
- Put Cha Lips Comments
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Aug 01, 2009 8:53pm
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This is before the Oilers went to Tennessee.
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"Some people gots ta have it / some really need it / a lot might even sacrifice they life to retrieve it"
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- February 21, 2009
- Devin The Dude
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Mar 19, 2009 12:42am
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Money!!!!
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"She used to be so fine to me.. but now she's fatter than a mother fucker.. that hoe is huge (from elegant to elephant)"
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- January 13, 2009
- Devin The Dude
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"I'm rollin' car not stolen / probably never will be, it's much to old 'n / smokin' weed, feelin' fine in my Lacville '79"
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- January 13, 2009
- Devin The Dude
- One Day at a Time Comments
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Nov 06, 2010 4:28pm
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classick shit!!
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Jan 13, 2009 12:54am
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Shiit.. can't believe this hasn't been added yet!!
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"Fuckin over your fo sho pussy tryin to get some mo pussy / you'll end up with no pussy (sung - this is the hook)"
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"I tried to run, I tried to duck/but I couldn't get away, she was wide as fuck"
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Jan 04, 2009 12:50am
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Oh man, I'm so jealous I didn't add this one.
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"Admiring my weed jar, it's rather stocky / at the crib I find myself lookin' at hockey / wondering who's goin' to win the cup / if it was full of coffee I know the brothers would man up"
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Jan 03, 2009 2:56pm
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hahahahah!
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"...then I hurry up and clean my nuts and head back to the U.S. / with my dick in my hand hollerin' loud, 'Who next?!'"
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"Now the buds on the stems are like trees in an orchid / Anybody in the room who don't smoke weed is gettin' tortured"
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Dec 27, 2008 2:39pm
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One of my favorite Devin songs
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"I wake up in the mornin and I roll me a square
Sweet or whatever, I put that hoe in the air
Hit that muthafucka couple of times
Sit back and recline and try to relax my mind
With some
Reefer and beer"
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Jun 27, 2008 10:50pm
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...and we can ride through the ghettos and trailer parks/and we can drink and smoke until it gets dark
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Jun 27, 2008 12:04am
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'Here, take two of my Budweisers, give me two of your Bowls'
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Jun 26, 2008 9:26pm
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Put the 'ho' in the air. Hahaaa!
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"Drinking all day /
Big chiefin' at night /
I keep my eyes red and tight /
So that my teeth can look white"
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Jun 16, 2008 7:28am
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okay Now!..
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"I don't see nothin' wrong with a little reefer / you got the weed, I got the drink n*gga / just tell me where to meet 'cha"
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Jun 20, 2008 10:16pm
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I'd love to smoke a blunt with The Dude one day.
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"some come to the South and think it's just cattle's and hats and then... Yee Haw!!"
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Jun 09, 2008 11:07pm
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Yeeeeeee Haw!!
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Jun 09, 2008 11:01pm
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The Dude loves country music. Watch till the end of this video..
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"...I'm known to be pretty horny / F*ck you in the mornin' / while you're yawnin' you'll feel this dick goin' in"
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- May 10, 2008
- Devin The Dude
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"...cause one b*tch is playin' with the other b*tch's titty / Cat hangin' out, I'm like, 'here kitty kitty' (meow... [cat sound])"
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- May 10, 2008
- Devin The Dude
- Hope I Don't Get Sick a Dis Comments
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Oct 11, 2009 6:44am
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I like that cat sound is added in.
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"Sometimes I don't know what I'm gonna do next / should I try to say some positive shit or should I rap about this dick... up in your back"
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"I'm gettin blow'd / lettin smoke go right out the screen dow / people walkin by, Hey Devin, have you seen...? No"
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Feb 23, 2009 5:48pm
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The dude is not anymore.
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Jan 28, 2009 12:58pm
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The Dude has taken the lead
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Apr 24, 2008 2:27pm
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you gotta let it blow out the screen door
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"I'm just minding my business / officer what is this? / Don't shoot me in my kidneys"
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Apr 23, 2008 5:51pm
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I don't think he says "kidneys".... i thought he said something like, "don't you be in my business"
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"I say, 'No... My name is Zeldar,
I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar
and we shop at Walmart'"
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Jun 27, 2008 12:13am
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'What'd you say your name was?'
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Apr 22, 2008 11:09pm
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I see Walmart isn't only f*cking earth
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"cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt / Very good, I took some for myself / Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family / They say, (Sniff, ahh) what you call it? weed..."
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"I know I shouldn't do this, but i can't help it / I'm a fiend, lotion and magazines is what I'm left with / I step without my pride to the toilet and lace my palm
with honey and almond"
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Jan 13, 2009 12:48am
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Ha! reminds me of my middle school days
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"So whenever you finish plottin, schemin whatever you doin / wait for me I'll be in the bathroom boo boo'n"
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May 25, 2008 12:06pm
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so that's who did it... MOTHER FUCKER!!!
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May 25, 2008 12:06pm
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damn... that happened to me once. then his ex-wife walked in on me while i was taking a leak...
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May 25, 2008 12:08am
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i can relate, I boo boo at least 5 times a day, and leave the floaters in my friends toilet. In Seattle!
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"hey, hey what do you say / tell me have you ever been fucked this way / hoo, hoo what you gon' do when I shove this dick in you~ / hee, hee what do you see... have you ever seen big nuts like these / ho, ho what do you know, let bust one of em and then go~"
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"smokin that weed, feelin fine / got me a 40 and a fat ass dime"
About This Rhyme
- April 21, 2008
- Devin the Dude
- Smokin' Dat Weed Comments
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Jan 25, 2009 5:43pm
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Random Trivia: This track has the same sample as Cashmere Thoughts by Jay-Z.
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Apr 22, 2008 9:47am
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those were the days :)
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"I'm not tellin your children to smoke you see / cuz if they just say no, then its more for me"
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