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Jon Lajoie

Jon Lajoie Jon Lajoie is a Canadian comedian, actor, rapper, singer, musician and Internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebec. He started posting his music videos and sketches on his YouTube-channel in 2007. Lajoie has released 2 studio albums and 4 singles. 2009 - You Want Some of This? 2010 - I Kill People 2011 - Very Super Famous, The Best Song, F**k Everything, WTF Collective 3.

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"This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew/not because we’re racist every race is welcome in the group/Truthfully he’s a friend of a friend I don’t know him that well/but not because he’s black my favorite actors are Denzel… and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton/but not because he’s white/because of his acting."
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - Everyday Normal Crew
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:37am
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"sticks and stones break my bones/but it’s the words that make me cry/Like that time in Grade 3/when a girl called me stupid face/she really hurt me/why’d she call me stupid face? Is my face stupid? How’s that even possible? A person can be stupid but a face? That’s impossible."
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - Everyday Normal Guy 2
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:32am
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"I have an 'According to Jim' personality/I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - Everyday Normal Guy
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:29am
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"I've got a present for you right here/actually it's not a present, it's my penis"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
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· Oct 20, 2009 11:28am
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"Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - Unknown
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:28am
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"Women are equal and deserve respect/just kidding they should suck my dick"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - E=MC Vagina
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:27am
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"Women are only good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas"
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Added - October 20, 2009
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· Oct 20, 2009 11:26am
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"I don't have feelings because feelings are gay/something something in the month of may"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
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· Oct 20, 2009 11:26am
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"Knock knock, who's there/it's me wondering why you're not naked"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
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· Oct 20, 2009 11:26am
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"I can't have sex with your personality/ I can't put my penis in your college degree/I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams/so why are you sharing all this information with me?"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - Show Me Your Genitals
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:25am
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· Oct 20, 2009 10:39am
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Dope.
 

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"Women are stupid and I don't respect them/that's right, I just have sex with them"
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Added - October 20, 2009
Artist - Jon Lajoie
Album - Unknown
Song - Show Me Your Genitals
 

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· Oct 20, 2009 11:24am
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