"I jack blacks like Tenacious D."

"Two letters to describe your pockets: M-T."

"6 million ways to die so I chose / Made it 6 million and 1 with your eyes closed."

"(Icarus): Stop Ic-Don, get gone, nigga I'm here, Sippin a beer, 5th with the clip in the rear/ That'll lift him off his feet, make him flip in the air, I pull big guns out, like I'm hittin a deer/ You don't really know when trouble come, When you open your door and somebody in yo house chewin bubble gum, With double guns, cocked in each hand, Nigga you about to be buried in beach sand/ I don't care if you broke or not, I don't care if you sell weed, dope, coke or not, Nigga I still smoke the glock, Give your face polka dots, y'all better hope I stop/ Man doom, I kidnap a classroom, Hide 'em in the left wing of my bathroom/ Do you think you could survive all that we bring ya, Bullets, comin at ya just as long as your finger And every, morning I linger on the corner just drinkin Borin and thinkin, how I'm bout to score with this ink pen/ You better hope we blow on this rappin shit, You don't want us to go under the mattresses/ Shorty lookin at me funny like I don't get bank, My house is hot bitch, I swim in my fish tank, Every car got a bar, the whole clique drink I'm a dirty nigga, nuts sweaty, dick stink/ After we fuck, I'm takin you to S and D's, That's a lie bitch I am on ecstasy, I won't remember none of this when the X in me So if you want sex for free, check for me, Ic-Don..."

"Fuck the Visine, duck when I lean out the window Wit a shottie wit Me & myself and Irene and my team!"

"I got a chick with no ass at all, i fuck her for the love of that money not basketball!"

"Im outside trick or treatin, fuck if my chick is cheatin/ Im hungry az f*ck & i hope yu ni**az sick of eatin!!"

"I scored 1.1 on my SAT's, and still push a whip with a right and left A/C."

"Switching speeds like Bruce Lee ridin a Fuji in a movie"

"Who says I can't burn shit up just like Lisa Lopez? /I'm cause the ruckus, my area is fucked up /You better off calling them Power Ranger motherfuckers /Cause Redman will bomb just like Sadaam /When I'm loose I'm worldwide like triple fat goose Heavily armed"

"That red dot on your forehead it's not cause you Arabian (Yo watch you say to him!) /You caught up in a tight situation I should start erasin your whole organization for makin wack tunes while my whole platoon rock the basement /You couldn't come close if I gave you my bookin agent or producer, royalty points twelve shot loaded Luger /Even a crowd to get you souped up - you're still wack I peel caps, on the regular /Destroy MC's et cetera, creep like The Predator /Fuck you, your label moms and yo' editor"

"Yo, you can, find me up inside a whore.. Making her legs go up like Ferrari doors"

"The emcee is me, host for the night.. Papa Doc, only thing I don't choke on the mic"

"Shorty like 'Redman, buy me a cigarette' // Try'nna get me robbed at the store where her niggas at"

"I stick a 16 shot slug in your ear Put it to my dick so you hear me comin"

"Fuck you up, like a double-stacked Pokemon Peek-at-you/Pikachu, your a puss"

"All aboard my balls, cause my dick don't got a lot of room"

"Zip my zipper down bitch and start sucking/get your anus wet for long dick fucking"

"I start shit jumping like grandmas in church"

"Yeahh! the east coast west coast DICK GIVERR!! oughta be an alkie, the way I hit liver, deliver, the milk to your door, real raw, shit you never seen BEFORE!! so when u come inside, & do the front; WATCH DA DOUBLE PUMP SHOTGUN & please dont RUN! relax ya miind, & let yer conscience be free, & get MONII, & Jeez Roll Deez Treeeezzzz!!!!!"

"somebody light the fuse so i can bring bad newz to all these crewz who cant NBA Jam with the shoez! that double shot Hennessey got my mind Trippin! drunk enuff to start a campaign on Ass Kickin'!! with my nigga Keith who gives assist like Scott Pipen.."

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) / a twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"