- I hope lustmuffin is a girl...
Whack Rhymes
"im so tight, and youre not..i like to suck on my cock...i spit mad rhymes and spit game at dimes...not some times but all the times...i have a big dick cause im black...maryyy yayyyyyy"
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"Soulja Boy off in this hoe / watch me lean and watch me rock / Super man dat hoe / then watch me crank dat robocop"
About This Rhyme
- April 29, 2008 
- SouljaBoyTellEm.com 
- Crank That (Soulja Boy) Comments
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Jul 30, 2009 7:50am
0
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Jul 19, 2009 11:25pm
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I take pride in knowing that I may have added the most whack one line rhyme in history.
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Jun 28, 2009 11:32am
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trash.
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May 08, 2009 9:16pm
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oh man, I wish I could X this rhyme *again*
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Mar 07, 2009 6:38pm
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According to the kids and teens, this song is 'Old School' now.
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Dec 24, 2008 11:11am
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Did anyone see his recent message on Youtube? About apologizing to parents... thoughts?
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Dec 22, 2008 10:01pm
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lustmuffin u must be a gurl, i mean 'he cute'?? i mean wateverr..
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Oct 23, 2008 9:38am
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what the fuck was this boy trying to do my six year son can do better
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Oct 06, 2008 9:59pm
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hahahaha seriously?
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Jun 24, 2008 10:43pm
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I think Ice-T said it best...'Fuck Soulja Boy, eat a dick. You single handedly killed hip-hop...that shit is such garbage'
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Jun 18, 2008 7:04pm
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lame
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May 01, 2008 5:39pm
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Crank dat Robocop? Is that slang for 'having sex?'
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Apr 29, 2008 6:10am
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he cute, but boy cannot rap...
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"Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy / but those with a tiny hiney, they get whiny whiny."
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Feb 10, 2010 3:37pm
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HAHA! This is classic Cam, but he still goes hard though.
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Jul 01, 2009 2:04am
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I'll correct myself. Still funny. Post em
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Jun 30, 2009 11:50pm
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Why bother puttin this up? This is just Cam being his silly self. Not worth posting.
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Jan 20, 2009 11:47pm
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hahaha, omg my eyes are watering
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Oct 06, 2008 10:31pm
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nigga sound like a brolic teletubby damn!
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Jul 16, 2008 2:01pm
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haha Schnitzel!!
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Jul 08, 2008 11:59am
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ur on the rite page Cam
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"Fuck you, you're not me"
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Oct 27, 2009 12:31am
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"Fuck you, your you."
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Jul 01, 2009 2:08am
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Same here.
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May 24, 2009 11:28am
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I don't feel bad at all for giving this an x.
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"If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years"
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Feb 08, 2009 1:27pm
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Fact: that's a ridiculous album cover
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Jul 16, 2008 2:00pm
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LOL@BigBrother: nah nah nah naah!!
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Jun 16, 2008 1:23pm
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Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!
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Jun 10, 2008 9:03am
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This is actually from Fiend's album apparently... Check the intro for Master P's ridiculous exclamation.
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Apr 26, 2008 6:18am
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New Years comes before Christmas, dammit. Salute my Lieutenant, Master P.
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"Them Classic cars....plus GIRLS, CASH & CAARS! (WHAT?!)/
CASH & CARS....GIRLS, CASH & CARS (WHAT?!)/
GIRLS, CASH, CARS, GIRLS CASH AND CARS, CASH & CAAARS!/"
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Jun 30, 2009 11:50pm
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.......
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Dec 28, 2008 7:37am
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Fixed it.
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Oct 06, 2008 10:28pm
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yo homie on dat ritalin again!
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Apr 28, 2008 11:41pm
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o my gangsta god!
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Apr 25, 2008 5:15am
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I once heard of an album titled, \"Ass, Gas or Cash; No One Rides For Free.\" This reminds me of that album for some reason.
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"Fuck Kris Kringle and Christopher Columbus /
I'll shoot scud missiles through his kangol and spray z gas on ya faggot ass"
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Jul 24, 2008 12:38pm
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who the fuck is this guy?
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Apr 25, 2008 5:17am
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z gaz?
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Apr 22, 2008 10:32pm
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i don't like Chris Columbus either! Indian raper
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Apr 22, 2008 2:30pm
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I've never heard of ANYONE ever having a beef with Santa Claus.
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"I'm in the bathroom when you pee / She in the bathroom too when a nigga doo doo, you my boo boo"
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Feb 26, 2009 3:58pm
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Obie's got skill, but this isn't good at all lol
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Apr 29, 2008 5:55am
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Obie is only 5'8". he says so in one of his songs.
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Apr 25, 2008 5:16am
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I\'ll be in the bathroom boo boo\'n ( - Devin the Dude)
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Apr 22, 2008 11:58pm
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ex-squeeze-me?
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"...and i don't front and i don't go backwards / and i don't practice and i don't lack shit / and you can get Barry to suck my bat, bitch"
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Jul 28, 2009 9:49pm
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Either way it's gay, but anyway the song has Barry Bonds in the chorus so I'm pretty sure he's asking someone to get Barry Bonds to suck his dick.
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Jul 28, 2009 1:09pm
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does he say you can get barry to...
or does he say you can get 'barry'd' meaning buried?
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Dec 14, 2008 10:43pm
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PAUSE
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May 02, 2008 9:24pm
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Wow, a whole song dedicated to Barry Bonds! How sweet!
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"I have no brain, I'm retarded"
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Dec 10, 2009 3:12pm
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am i the only one that gets this line haha
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Aug 17, 2009 12:46am
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It's True.
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Jul 01, 2009 2:10am
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It is.
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Apr 27, 2009 9:06am
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hahaha... that's an odd thing to say about yourself
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Apr 18, 2009 7:40am
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1:29
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Apr 18, 2009 7:40am
0
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"I give a fuck where you from, who you be with / keep this secret (whispers) right by the nuts"
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Jan 13, 2009 11:47am
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An amazing line from an amazing artist.
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Jun 10, 2008 8:24am
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thats deep
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Jun 09, 2008 8:40am
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he means a glock, sike, make a wrong move & you finna bust a nut HAHA
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Apr 29, 2008 5:53am
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must be his thunderpipe....hehe
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Apr 25, 2008 5:13am
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what\'s right by the nuts? is it where you\'re from?
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Apr 24, 2008 9:59pm
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hmm.. where to start
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"& you know Im ducking 5'0 & my momz!!"
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Feb 08, 2009 1:01pm
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what's he talking about?
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"I heard somebody say church, ima need a suit / ima need a coupe / i won't need a roof / flyer than Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice"
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Jul 14, 2008 7:29am
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I'm going to have to agree with Schnitzel, most of his rhymes are whack
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Jul 12, 2008 12:52pm
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umm, idk what a movie reference has 2 do with this
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Jul 09, 2008 8:12pm
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Well, maybe.... but how often do you hear a reference to the movie, Beetlejuice? And remember how saying Beetlejuice 3x would make Beetlejuice appear?? Don't remember?
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Jul 08, 2008 12:23pm
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oh wow, pretty wack
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"makin so much money"
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Aug 17, 2009 1:32am
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this is not a one line rhyme
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Jun 28, 2009 11:29am
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true dat, dis lyricist be stackin green fat
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Jul 14, 2008 7:31am
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this was probably said by multiple people, but I also think Large Amounts is a Ludacris song
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Jul 02, 2008 9:30pm
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What the..... isn't Large Amounts a Ludacris song?
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"so I Study B.I.
I Bang Tupac, I Hum Aaliyah.."
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Jan 17, 2009 11:28am
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'I bang Tupac'
No homo.
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Jul 15, 2008 11:53am
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i like :)
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"creep in my dreams"
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Dec 20, 2008 1:33pm
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Before a login was required to add rhymes, some anonymous user added this, but yeah Luther was good.
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Oct 06, 2008 9:25pm
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much love to the dude but he's here...why?
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Jul 10, 2008 7:44am
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y'all should take this off cause nothing about Luther is whack LOL
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Jul 10, 2008 7:43am
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it's Luther Vandross the old school RnB singer, & in fact the words are: 'I can hear you sighin'
Sayin' you'll stay beside me
Why must it be that you always
creep into my dreams..' from a song called Creepin'.
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Jul 05, 2008 12:18pm
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Speaking of creeping, this is some creepy shit
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Jul 02, 2008 9:27pm
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Is it Luther or Lucifer?
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Jun 27, 2008 12:14am
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haha... classic!
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May 05, 2008 10:12am
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Sounds creepy.
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May 05, 2008 10:11am
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who's Luther...
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May 05, 2008 8:52am
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hmm... a wise guy, eh? (in a Three Stooges pronunciation)
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May 05, 2008 8:49am
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this doesn't even rhyme... and it's not hip hop. who put this here? Log in and show yourself.
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"steppin out ma shower like a lion in a robe"
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Feb 09, 2009 9:43pm
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It's real.
3:07
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Feb 09, 2009 9:43pm
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It's real.
3:07
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Feb 08, 2009 1:02pm
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I'm not sure if it's fair to vote on this one because it doesn't even look real
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Jan 21, 2009 12:29am
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it's a good thing registration is required now, huh Rapa?
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Dec 27, 2008 9:23pm
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u mean like a gay lion? ummm okay, trash can :D
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"Because, I'm a beast/I'm a dog/I getcha/My pitcha should in the dictionary next to the definition of definition"
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Jul 01, 2009 2:17am
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Ya. I believe that is Kurt Angles. Boooo.
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Feb 09, 2009 9:44pm
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Boo.
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Feb 08, 2009 1:03pm
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I watch TNA impact :(
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Jan 23, 2009 9:56pm
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Why do you know Kurt Angle's motto?
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Jan 13, 2009 12:43am
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'definition of definition' isn't that Kurt Angles motto?
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Dec 23, 2008 11:41am
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LMFAO! This line is so bad and funny!
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"My nigga's black like Bernard in the dark, and that nigga is so funny in class he fart! ;P"
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Jul 01, 2009 1:59pm
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Everthing MistaEnigma posted (except probably one line) is fake.
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Jul 01, 2009 2:09am
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WTF?
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"Life is nothing but freedom/ I eat rappers like 50 Cent, and I eat 'em."
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"I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin / my glock cocked when I'm crawlin"
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Oct 06, 2008 11:23pm
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no wonder he gotta do all of that...he be giving out his number like an asshole
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Apr 26, 2008 9:09am
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he must have been a war veteran
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Apr 26, 2008 8:10am
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and my nuts when i'm stalkin...
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"I'm the boss on this boat, you can call me skipper /
The way I turn the money over, you should call me flipper"
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Jun 28, 2009 11:28am
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this shit aint whack, its comin back
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May 21, 2009 4:51pm
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He can turn money over. Good job!
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Apr 24, 2008 2:30pm
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Nah, I think we should call him Sponge Bob Square Pants
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Apr 24, 2008 10:58am
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free willy!!
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"poppin"
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Jan 17, 2009 8:28pm
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word
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Jul 24, 2008 12:31pm
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Its 1 line rhyme, not one word
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May 30, 2008 7:21pm
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what?~!
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"They call me weezy, my raps to easy for young weezy, im weezy wee my words stings like a buisy bee,"
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Sep 15, 2009 7:43am
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What song is that?
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"I Give These Mc's Hell Like They All Atheists"
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Mar 06, 2010 2:29pm
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Skinner is a dumb bitch lol! Wayne is fuckin WHACK/ and you don't need to be black/ do know this nigger can't rap! You can't tell me my rap wasn't better his hahahaha
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Feb 04, 2010 11:05am
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Skinner you a groupie to a black guy hahahhaha
This skinner biggot bitch hates black people but loves Wayne go figure lol
HAHHHAHAH wayne has a degree
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Jan 17, 2009 6:39am
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Who the fuck does this cracker think he is... Fuck you punk boy bitch. If Weezy heard the shit you were sayin he'd spit on you. Faggot!
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Dec 20, 2008 8:10pm
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My new role model is skinner! He's smarter than nigs.... whatever that means.
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Dec 20, 2008 8:07pm
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Lil Wayne has a college degree? I thought that was a lie, just like he claims to be able to play the guitar...
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Dec 18, 2008 1:43am
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Every person in here is retarded. YES, both quoting DMC and whacking DMC.. Quoters are retarted because ya'll obviously don't listen to real Wayne. Every quote is from a radio song. Get on your game. Wayne has over 3,000 songs. GET THEM!! Fucking posers.. To you 'whackers'. Ya'll are retarted because Wayne IS and will go down in history AS the best rapper that ever walked the Earth. You know why? Cause he's not like you dumb ass AID carrying NIGGERS! He actually has a brain, common sense, education, and a college degree. If ya'll want a role model, FUCK MLK!, FUCK MALCOLM X!, FUCK EVERY OTHER 'SO CALLED NIGGER LEADER'!, AND ESPECIALLY FUCK BORACK O'FUCKING'BAMA!!!!
Look to Wayne for how you should be. SMAAAAART! Get a fucking degree. Make something of yourselves and stop ruining our country!
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Dec 02, 2008 8:06pm
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Wayne fell of after dedication 2, admit it, he's gar gar now
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Jul 15, 2008 11:55am
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get'em Wayne :)
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"& them other niggaz aint eating like it's ramadan"
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Jul 15, 2008 11:57am
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aaa one of his greatest songs & the beats!! aw, why niggas dont keep it real
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"cuz bitch im the boom like tic tic"
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Sep 29, 2009 10:54am
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it's 'I'm the bomb like tick. tick.'
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"Yo yo, from that DPG nigga to the CP3 / back to the house, East to the West / now take it BACK to the South"
About This Rhyme
- April 25, 2008
- No Limit Top Dogg
- Gangsta Ride Comments
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Dec 24, 2008 11:14am
0
It starts out good, but then you're like 'what?!'
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Apr 25, 2008 9:20pm
0
The whackness of Silkk can only be fully heard when he raps since he's got absolutely no flow...
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"It's Mr. every time you see me got a new chain/
My flow crazy/ I ain't too sane/
I am big shit & you just poop stains/"
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Aug 17, 2009 1:54am
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No, your poop stains!
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"I love my mind, love my soul, love my body / I don't drink or smoke that's why I love my body..."
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May 07, 2008 9:41pm
0
good song, decent album, great artist.... whack rhyme
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May 07, 2008 9:40pm
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He loves his body because he doesn't drink or smoke?
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"Now let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me/but you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
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Aug 14, 2009 2:32am
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Whaaaaa~ hahahah!!
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"'a nonspiratically, same time compatibly, weezy f. graduated bang bang academy'"
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Jun 09, 2008 8:44am
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haha Niice..
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"They said I couldn't play football I was too small.
they say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall.
They say I couldn't play baseball at all.
And now everyday of my life I ball."
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Jul 08, 2008 12:29pm
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hes totally wack
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May 22, 2008 6:45pm
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Does he play the guitar? I saw him play in a few of his videos, but can't tell if its for real...
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May 22, 2008 8:49am
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That only makes him gay, not a wack rapper.
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May 21, 2008 7:56pm
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Don't forget that Lil Wayne ended a line where he told Barry Bonds to suck his bat.
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May 21, 2008 4:44pm
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Haha.. well played GVT
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May 21, 2008 2:26pm
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You cant hate on the best rapper alive, when you add lines from Devin the Dude ending in Yee Haw.
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May 21, 2008 9:53am
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You are what you eat.. oooo snap!
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"Everybody wanna be in my genital area/Butcha better stay away from my chemical barrier"
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"Ain't got time for chitchat
I'm tryin to get this money /
So get up out my face
You shit-breath dummy"
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Oct 13, 2009 11:59am
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gayest song i ever heard
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"Skeet Skeet Skeeted on that hoe yea boy, i make it rain / Shawty dont do me, I don't play no games"
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